Where To Buy Weed

This section doesn’t really need to be filled out, because you can not go through Negril without getting offered “the best” ganja by various Originals. This is especially true if you fit the description (I’m a 23 year old male a.k.a. target). I had a guy put ganja in my hand while my grandmama was sittin in the next seat watching. Notice how it wasn’t ME watching the dude put the ganja in GRANDMAMA’s hand. Anyways, mom was there too and she made me give it back.For a fee, you can go on a tour of a plantation. According to a local farmer who goes by the name of Dr. Fabulous, “when you are on my plantation, you can point at a plant, and I will just go break a stick off and give it to you, no charge, just tell you to put it in your bag like that. Yeah mon.” Some people who have taken tours with other farmers in the past have said its not worth the twenty bucks a head it will cost you.You have to a be a very stern, confident, “i know what the fuck the deal is” type of negotiator, or you’ll end up paying American ‘dro prices for some Jamaican Scwuag (like some of our fathers would probably do because they havn’t bought weed for like 17 years, but they are in Jamica mon! ….When in Rome….) .Be sure to practice the art of walking away, especially from the first two or three dealers you talk to. You wouldn’t buy the first car you saw, would you?? Trust me, if they seem offended or angry that you’re walking away from the deal right now, you could ALWAYS come back later and get the same deal or a better one. Money talks. Bullshit walks.

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